Sniffer: A Likely Case Of Voter Fraud.

First Joe Biden, and now the Sniffer. I just can’t take it anymore. It’s one thing to cheat in the presidential election, but it’s something totally different when you mess with Minecraft. Many Minecraft fans out there are asking just how the Sniffer stole the votes. Steve, a local Minecrafter, and a familiar face in the game said this during an interview. “Sure it’s cute, and absolutely the kinda thing I’d want in my house, but how did it beat the Rascal, or the Tuff Golem?” I’ve been around since they released the game and I’ve never seen anything more disappointing.” Steve then recalled how last year his vote for the Glare seemed to go by unnoticed as well.

“The Glare was going to save me. There are many times I walk into my house just to find out a Creeper spawned in my closet. I always forget to double check the light levels. But the Glare was going to stop all of that. I was on the edge of my seat waiting for the results, and almost got blown up by another Creeper (This one from my snack room) when they announced the winner. I couldn’t believe it, who would have voted for the Allay, all it does is pick up my junk for me. I mean, sure, my yard looks nicer, but why?” Clearly many Minecraft fans have been disappointed by the results of the mob vote. Looking for a sneak peek at next year’s mob vote, prepare to be disappointed, by checking out our next post.

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    Mercy’s Meringues · October 19, 2022

    How true!

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