Mob vote

2023 Minecraft Mob Vote Leak

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A confidential information leak from Mojang studios may have revealed the mobs for next years mob vote. The following is a transcription from a conversation between the two lead designers from the Minecraft mob department. Names have been generated to help distinguish between the two speakers. “I’ve already decided upon the upcoming mob vote.” “Really, what is it Steve?” “Well Alex, its simple. I’ll take the two mobs we wanted from the last mob votes and give them a shot at redemption. Of course, we will still have the absolutely useless mob that no one would vote for in their right mind.” “But Steve, doesn’t that mob always win?” “Sure it normally does, but this mob is so stupid no one would possibly vote for it. I’ll send you an email with the concept sketches for the new mob, and the old ideas we’ll bring back.”

I called up a professional hacker and we managed to intercept the email. Only click the button if you are willing to assume risk for hacking and distribution of confidential information. Also, I would like to warn viewers that the information you see may be frustrating if not infuriating.

Mob 1

Mob Number 1.

The Glare is back with a second shot at entering the Minecraft universe. This handy mob will alert players if an area is dark enough for mobs to spawn.

Mob 2

Mob Number 2.

Welcome back the Iceologer, a crossover from Minecraft dungeons. This chilling mob will freeze you in your tracks with it’s powerful ice magic.

Mob 3

Mob Number 3.

Look at this adorable unicorn! “It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!” This charming new mob does absolutely nothing, but hey, it’s squishy, and it’s made from wool, what could be better!

Sniffer: A Likely Case Of Voter Fraud.

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First Joe Biden, and now the Sniffer. I just can’t take it anymore. It’s one thing to cheat in the presidential election, but it’s something totally different when you mess with Minecraft. Many Minecraft fans out there are asking just how the Sniffer stole the votes. Steve, a local Minecrafter, and a familiar face in the game said this during an interview. “Sure it’s cute, and absolutely the kinda thing I’d want in my house, but how did it beat the Rascal, or the Tuff Golem?” I’ve been around since they released the game and I’ve never seen anything more disappointing.” Steve then recalled how last year his vote for the Glare seemed to go by unnoticed as well.

“The Glare was going to save me. There are many times I walk into my house just to find out a Creeper spawned in my closet. I always forget to double check the light levels. But the Glare was going to stop all of that. I was on the edge of my seat waiting for the results, and almost got blown up by another Creeper (This one from my snack room) when they announced the winner. I couldn’t believe it, who would have voted for the Allay, all it does is pick up my junk for me. I mean, sure, my yard looks nicer, but why?” Clearly many Minecraft fans have been disappointed by the results of the mob vote. Looking for a sneak peek at next year’s mob vote, prepare to be disappointed, by checking out our next post.