Drunk Joe Biden Makes A Good Decision

September 16 2023:

Joe Biden was seen downing the contents of multiple cans of Bud-Light shortly before being asked to sign a new piece of legislation that would help to further destroy our economy.

The president then replied in a perfectly coherent sentence! He began to explain the shortcomings of the bill and why he had no choice but to veto it.

The bill, known as the “Send More Money to Ukraine and Our Democrat Buddies Act” would have served to spike our national debt even further. Much to our surprise, Biden was adamant that this bill would harm the economy and vetoed it, despite much pushback from his advisors.

Following the shocking event, the president’s BAC was tested and found to be at a record high.

Conservatives quickly responded by sending the president multiple cases of Bud-Light in order to help him make even more good decisions.

If Joe Biden Were To Give the Gettysburg Address

Four years and seven years ago, our ancestors on this continent created a new nation dedicated to the proposition that they were conceived free and created equal for all men.

We are now waging a great civil war and testing whether this or that conceived and committed nation can last a long time. We are on the great battlefield of this war. We have come to dedicate a part of this sector as a final refuge for those who have sacrificed their lives here so that these people can live. It is perfectly appropriate and appropriate for us to do this.

But in a broader sense, we cannot offer this land, we cannot consecrate it, we cannot be sanctified. The brave, living and dead people who fought here dedicated themselves to making them much more distracted than our poor power. The world will write very little and will not remember what we are saying here for a long time, but we will never forget………………….

After forgetting the ending the
President could be seen running
off to sniff the editor.