After his previous attempts at defending our border were literally ‘torn down’ by the Democrats, Trump is striking back with an even better plan. L.A.G was able to secure an exclusive interview with the former president to gain insight into his new approach.

Q: “What exactly is your plan for restoring the border wall?”

A: “Well, I have this great plan, and it’s going to keep America very safe. You know all the Mexicans, and other unsavory types that have been pouring across our sacred borders. Well, I was thinking, there’s one thing they all share in common; They don’t have shoes.”

Q: “All right, and how has this sudden revelation inspired you?”

A: “Well, to make America great again we also need to make America safe again. That’s something that sleepy Joe doesn’t know how to do. He lets these guys run barefoot across our border, and he welcomes them with shoes and a cellphone. So, I thought to myself, “That’s it, a very great plan that we can use to stop the coming hoards.””

Q: “Okay, how do you plan to achieve this?”

A: “Well, that’s where it comes down to the people. You see, we have to work as a team to stop the Democrats from ruining our country. This new plan will only work if all the real Americans are ready to stand up for freedom. Here’s how you can help to save our nation and our border. I am running for president, and you have to trust me, I know how to stop this. The thing is, we can’t let people like Ron De-sanctimonious get in our way. Today I’d like to call on my fellow Americans to walk with me down to the border. Here’s what we are going to do, we are going to grab all our Legos and walk down to the border where all the people are pouring through, and I’m going to walk down with you. Then we are going to pour out those Legos as our new border. As they run across into our country, they will be stopped by searing pain. This is how we, as true Americans, will stand up and make America great again.”

Following this interview Democrats responded by once again trying to ‘tear down’ the former president’s ideas. Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi explained: “Trump’s new plan for the wall is even less ethical than the last one, besides it’s a waste of good Legos that I could use to put a wall around my own house.” Other Democrats responded similarly.

Life Adventure Games is considering starting a fund to help support Trump in his efforts to once again secure our border. If you would be interested in donating new or used Legos to the cause of freedom, please let us know in the comments.