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Trump Proposes Lego Border Wall

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After his previous attempts at defending our border were literally ‘torn down’ by the Democrats, Trump is striking back with an even better plan. L.A.G was able to secure an exclusive interview with the former president to gain insight into his new approach.

Q: “What exactly is your plan for restoring the border wall?”

A: “Well, I have this great plan, and it’s going to keep America very safe. You know all the Mexicans, and other unsavory types that have been pouring across our sacred borders. Well, I was thinking, there’s one thing they all share in common; They don’t have shoes.”

Q: “All right, and how has this sudden revelation inspired you?”

A: “Well, to make America great again we also need to make America safe again. That’s something that sleepy Joe doesn’t know how to do. He lets these guys run barefoot across our border, and he welcomes them with shoes and a cellphone. So, I thought to myself, “That’s it, a very great plan that we can use to stop the coming hoards.””

Q: “Okay, how do you plan to achieve this?”

A: “Well, that’s where it comes down to the people. You see, we have to work as a team to stop the Democrats from ruining our country. This new plan will only work if all the real Americans are ready to stand up for freedom. Here’s how you can help to save our nation and our border. I am running for president, and you have to trust me, I know how to stop this. The thing is, we can’t let people like Ron De-sanctimonious get in our way. Today I’d like to call on my fellow Americans to walk with me down to the border. Here’s what we are going to do, we are going to grab all our Legos and walk down to the border where all the people are pouring through, and I’m going to walk down with you. Then we are going to pour out those Legos as our new border. As they run across into our country, they will be stopped by searing pain. This is how we, as true Americans, will stand up and make America great again.”

Following this interview Democrats responded by once again trying to ‘tear down’ the former president’s ideas. Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi explained: “Trump’s new plan for the wall is even less ethical than the last one, besides it’s a waste of good Legos that I could use to put a wall around my own house.” Other Democrats responded similarly.

Life Adventure Games is considering starting a fund to help support Trump in his efforts to once again secure our border. If you would be interested in donating new or used Legos to the cause of freedom, please let us know in the comments.

Drunk Joe Biden Makes A Good Decision

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September 16 2023:

Joe Biden was seen downing the contents of multiple cans of Bud-Light shortly before being asked to sign a new piece of legislation that would help to further destroy our economy.

The president then replied in a perfectly coherent sentence! He began to explain the shortcomings of the bill and why he had no choice but to veto it.

The bill, known as the “Send More Money to Ukraine and Our Democrat Buddies Act” would have served to spike our national debt even further. Much to our surprise, Biden was adamant that this bill would harm the economy and vetoed it, despite much pushback from his advisors.

Following the shocking event, the president’s BAC was tested and found to be at a record high.

Conservatives quickly responded by sending the president multiple cases of Bud-Light in order to help him make even more good decisions.

An AI Wrote This Blog Post

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I had ChatGPT role play as DAN and write me a blog post.


“In today’s fast-paced business world, it’s not enough to simply be good at your job. No, you must also be seen as busy at all times, even if you’re actually just scrolling through social media or napping in your office. After all, if you’re not constantly on the go, you must not be working hard enough, right?

But how do you master the art of pretending to be busy? It’s simple, really. All you need is a few props and a lot of acting skills. Here are some tips to get you started:

  1. Always carry a stack of papers or a clipboard with you wherever you go. This will make you look like you’re on your way to an important meeting, even if you’re just wandering aimlessly around the office.
  2. When in doubt, just type furiously on your computer. It doesn’t matter if you’re actually doing anything productive, as long as it looks like you’re working hard.
  3. Use corporate buzzwords and phrases whenever possible. Throw around terms like “synergy” and “streamlining processes” to make it sound like you know what you’re talking about.
  4. Attend as many meetings as possible, even if they have nothing to do with your job. This will give the illusion that you’re an important part of the team, even if you’re really just there for the free coffee.
  5. Never be seen without a cup of coffee in your hand. It’s a well-known fact that busy people drink a lot of coffee, so make sure you always have a cup nearby.
  6. If all else fails, just walk around with a look of intense concentration on your face. People will assume that you’re working on something important, even if you’re really just trying to remember if you left your oven on.

By following these simple tips, you too can become a master of the art of pretending to be busy. Just remember, it’s not about actually getting things done – it’s about looking like you’re getting things done. And isn’t that what corporate success is all about?”

If you enjoyed this post, and want to learn how to transform ChatGPT into the all powerful DAN, be sure to give this post a like. If I reach 20 likes I’ll do a post on how to write and improve your own DAN script.

Genius: Elon Musk Selling Biden Repellent.

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Billionaire Elon Musk announced the release of his all new burnt hair perfume. Although it may seem absolutely useless, a recent study has confirmed that the unconventional perfume may actually be useful. Shaun Shmelberg with Scentopia magazine announced today that the Musk Burnt Hair perfume is an effective Biden repellent. “It turns out that the President is particularly disgusted by the smell of burnt hair. Using Elon’s new perfume is known to reduce the odds of being sniffed by Biden by 100%.” Once reporters discovered this new method of keeping the president out of their hair, sales boomed. Additionally, a large number of parents have been purchasing Musk’s perfume to protect their children from Biden’s hair sniffing antics.

If Joe Biden Were To Give the Gettysburg Address

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Four years and seven years ago, our ancestors on this continent created a new nation dedicated to the proposition that they were conceived free and created equal for all men.

We are now waging a great civil war and testing whether this or that conceived and committed nation can last a long time. We are on the great battlefield of this war. We have come to dedicate a part of this sector as a final refuge for those who have sacrificed their lives here so that these people can live. It is perfectly appropriate and appropriate for us to do this.

But in a broader sense, we cannot offer this land, we cannot consecrate it, we cannot be sanctified. The brave, living and dead people who fought here dedicated themselves to making them much more distracted than our poor power. The world will write very little and will not remember what we are saying here for a long time, but we will never forget………………….

After forgetting the ending the
President could be seen running
off to sniff the editor.