A confidential information leak from Mojang studios may have revealed the mobs for next years mob vote. The following is a transcription from a conversation between the two lead designers from the Minecraft mob department. Names have been generated to help distinguish between the two speakers. “I’ve already decided upon the upcoming mob vote.” “Really, what is it Steve?” “Well Alex, its simple. I’ll take the two mobs we wanted from the last mob votes and give them a shot at redemption. Of course, we will still have the absolutely useless mob that no one would vote for in their right mind.” “But Steve, doesn’t that mob always win?” “Sure it normally does, but this mob is so stupid no one would possibly vote for it. I’ll send you an email with the concept sketches for the new mob, and the old ideas we’ll bring back.”

I called up a professional hacker and we managed to intercept the email. Only click the button if you are willing to assume risk for hacking and distribution of confidential information. Also, I would like to warn viewers that the information you see may be frustrating if not infuriating.

Mob Number 1.

The Glare is back with a second shot at entering the Minecraft universe. This handy mob will alert players if an area is dark enough for mobs to spawn.

Mob Number 2.

Welcome back the Iceologer, a crossover from Minecraft dungeons. This chilling mob will freeze you in your tracks with it’s powerful ice magic.

Mob Number 3.

Look at this adorable unicorn! “It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!” This charming new mob does absolutely nothing, but hey, it’s squishy, and it’s made from wool, what could be better!