September 16 2023:

Joe Biden was seen downing the contents of multiple cans of Bud-Light shortly before being asked to sign a new piece of legislation that would help to further destroy our economy.

The president then replied in a perfectly coherent sentence! He began to explain the shortcomings of the bill and why he had no choice but to veto it.

The bill, known as the “Send More Money to Ukraine and Our Democrat Buddies Act” would have served to spike our national debt even further. Much to our surprise, Biden was adamant that this bill would harm the economy and vetoed it, despite much pushback from his advisors.

Following the shocking event, the president’s BAC was tested and found to be at a record high.

Conservatives quickly responded by sending the president multiple cases of Bud-Light in order to help him make even more good decisions.