Billionaire Elon Musk announced the release of his all new burnt hair perfume. Although it may seem absolutely useless, a recent study has confirmed that the unconventional perfume may actually be useful. Shaun Shmelberg with Scentopia magazine announced today that the Musk Burnt Hair perfume is an effective Biden repellent. “It turns out that the President is particularly disgusted by the smell of burnt hair. Using Elon’s new perfume is known to reduce the odds of being sniffed by Biden by 100%.” Once reporters discovered this new method of keeping the president out of their hair, sales boomed. Additionally, a large number of parents have been purchasing Musk’s perfume to protect their children from Biden’s hair sniffing antics.